1. “Excuse me, could you please tell that gentleman to use a coaster?! That is an 18th century oak table, if you must.”
3. “Out delivering mail and then this…”
4. “Zoom meeting. No caption necessary.”
5. “Can you guess where the squirrel’s nest is? 
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6. “Mother how dare you turn the sun on.”
“The indignity.”
7. “She has multiple beds and chairs and THIS is where she chooses to nap”
8. “Just a dad, teaching his son the rules of the road. 
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10. “Sorry, this group is for airplanes. That cat is a space shuttle. ”
11. “WHERE IS THE CHICKEN. GIB ME THE CHICKEN.”
12. “When your boss proposes a new project vs when you realize you’re the one who’s going to have to make it work”
13. “He has since forgiven me for the hat … I think”
14. “Cat outstanding in his field.”
15. “Veni. Vidi. Conveni. Consedi. I came. I saw. I fit. I sit.”
16. “Hand me my stethoscope. If I’m gonna crack that safe, I need to hear what’s happening on the other side of this wall.”
17. “Walked in on Salem using his tiny couch… 
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